So, despite the best efforts of Fox News to deny it, climate change has led to rising sea levels all the way up to London-towne. Rutger Hauer is a future-London-cop who lost his old partner to an alien monster-thingy, and now it's coming back for him. And, not unlike Quint, he'll need a bigger boat. Er, guns. Whatever. Hot-era pre-SEX AND THE CITY Kim Cattrall? Check. Pre-JURASSIC PARK Pete Postlethwaite? Check. Post-ROXANNE Michael J. Pollard? Check. Big Fuckin' Guns? CHECK. -jack
And why a GIF of Kim Cattrall farting? Dude. Like I even know.
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